amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly






JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

p5ychedelic-vein5:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

Lol how do you make a 4 look like a 6?

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ryoku:

i want to post this picture of the sunset last night cause it was so pretty

ryoku:

i want to post this picture of the sunset last night cause it was so pretty



monobeartheater:

dragonjester:

Same

family guy is weird because like 90% of the time its trash but then that other 10% hits such a perfect joke like this that it allllmost makes you want to keep watching




Dew Drops on Peony - Hanne Lore Koehler

Dew Drops on Peony - Hanne Lore Koehler





visual-intellect:

goadthings:

Homeless mom prepares her daughter for school, India. Photo By Gautam Basu.

POWERFUL

visual-intellect:

goadthings:

Homeless mom prepares her daughter for school, India. Photo By Gautam Basu.

POWERFUL